Friday, September 19, 2008

Texas Minutemen discover the Palin Doctrine

The Minutemen now regret building the border wall with Mexico.

Today a spokesman for the Texas chapter of the Minuteman Project announced that the group may have miscalculated in calling for a large wall to prevent illegal immigration.

“If we could still see [Mexico], we would have foreign policy experience, and would be qualified for high paying jobs with the State Department like all those Alaskans. Instead, all we have are a lot of minimum wage openings in the dishwashing and leaf blowing fields.”

1 comment:

Judith said...

I think that pretty much covers Palin, alright. Now what do you think of the Bush Bailout Doctrine?