Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The US State Department adopts the Palin Doctrine

Citing their ability to see Russia, the US State Department is recruiting every resident of Alaska. Oh, except for the blind people.

State Department officials are confident that Alaskans’ foreign policy experience and insights into Russia will help guide our country through these turbulent times.

Blind and visually impaired Alaskans have filed a lawsuit under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

1 comment:

davidbelden said...

I love it! I think I figured out her secret. She stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.