Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Airline Passengers adopt the Palin Doctrine

The Coalition of Airline Passengers released a statement today calling for the nation’s airlines to hire more pilots who graduated at the bottom of their classes.

The Coalition feels that passengers are not able to relate to overachieving, extremely competent pilots, and decries the industry’s elitist hiring practices.

After hearing the news, the McCain campaign reminded the media that John McCain finished 894th out of 899 students at Annapolis, and really only graduated from flight school because his father was an admiral who was able to pull strings.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I kinda feel like I'm reading The Onion on this one...hahaha...reads just like a real news story!

-Katie

Sarah said...

I love the Onion, I love this,

& now I love Katie, too!