Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Palin Doctrine and College Admissions

Today stunned admissions officers from Georgetown University’s School of Foreign Service announced that applications are down for the first time in over 15 years.

Evidently, after learning about the Palin Doctrine, the nation’s top students have decided that their tuition dollars are better spent on a backpack and a Eurail pass.

To get the most foreign policy experience for their time and money, students don’t plan to disembark the train. After all, who needs college when you can get a window seat?

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