A Word from Sarah Palin

Hi. I’m Sarah Palin.
I just spent a couple hours on the Washington University in St. Louis campus. Now all those concerns about my educational qualifications have been laid to rest.

A word from Sarah Palin

Hi. I’m Sarah Palin.
I live near a Dunkin’ Donuts. That makes me a breakfast pastry.

A word from Sarah Palin

Hi. I’m Sarah Palin.
I just visited the UN. That makes me America’s most experienced diplomat.

A word from Sarah Palin

Hi. I’m Sarah Palin. There is an oil pipeline in Alaska. That makes me America’s foremost energy expert.


Oh, wait. She really is saying that.

A word from Sarah Palin

Hi, I’m Sarah Palin. My house has electricity. That makes me a certified master electrician.

A word from Sarah Palin

Hi, I’m Sarah Palin. I can see the moon in Alaska. That makes me an astronaut.